First trailer for the new Wachowski movie, “Jupiter Ascending.”
IT BASICALLY LOOKS LIKE A STAR WARS MOVIE WITH MILA KUNIS AS A JANITOR WHO BECOMES A SPACE PRINCESS?? PLUS CHANNING TATUM IN RIDONKULOUS EYELINER WITH A DYED GOATEE? AND SEAN BEAN. AND *EDDIE REDMAYNE* AS SOME KIND OF HILARIOUS BRITISH-ALIEN GOTH SUPERVILLAIN.
PUT THIS ALL IN MY EYEBALLS AT ONCE.
Grabbing the popcorn, I’m ready :D
this is the song on my show rn that I cannot stop listening to, partially because one time I
got lost in Zedd’s eyes for seventeen minutes interviewed Zedd and he was so charming and humble
2 hours ago · 13 notes
So if you can’t get behind this wedding, and I mean really, really behind it, Dad. Then I don’t think you should come.
robots getting really concerned when a human yawns and then another human does as well and wondering if this is some sort of group signal that they need to respond to so they just awkwardly go “aaaaaa” to try and imitate them
robots jumping and getting really scared when a human sneezes and rushing over to check on them “DID YOU JUST BLOW A FUSE ARE YOU ALRIGHT DO YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE”
robots getting all worried when their human is blushing because “your surface temperature has increased and your pigment is off are you alright”
robots trying to understand human bodies (◕ω◕✿)
okay, brain, this is not the time to get lost wondering what happens to puella magi whose bodies are destroyed but not their soul gems
1 day ago · 1 note
Die Hard (1988) Directed by John McTernian.
Let me explain sexuality to you
Everyone gets straight and gay, so I’m leaving those out.
You are now informed.
Hello bisexual does not mean just men and women okay stop this shit thank you goodbye